Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Shelkey the bird

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Popularity rank 41 #345. Ideas

November 15, 2022

RABBIT: How do you get your ideas? BIRD: I stare at a blank sheet of paper until my eyes bleed.

BIRD: After seventeen hours, I accidentally think of one mildly interesting thing, and I then pass out. RABBIT (walking away): Haha! OK...

BIRD (thinking): Not quite sure what's so funny about THAT.

BIRD (thinking): Anyway... back to staring.

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Popularity rank 42 #318. Songs About Disappointment

August 24, 2022

BIRD: I write songs about my disappointments.

BIRD: And no one likes them.

BIRD: Which is always disappointing.

RABBIT: That's a real system you've got going. BIRD: It is, isn't it?

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Popularity rank 43 #308. God Speaks

August 1, 2022

BIRD (thinking): When I create art, it's like God is speaking through me.

The bird paints.

The bird considers their art.

BIRD (thinking): And God is saying, "Maybe consider another line of work."

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Popularity rank 44 #284. Song About Love

June 11, 2022

BIRD: That was a song about being in love.

RABBIT: You’re never been in love.

BIRD: Yes, and I poured all that frustration into the song.

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Popularity rank 45 #219. State of Mind

February 13, 2022

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