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Roonie the rabbit

A character in 214 comics.

This friend is very sweet, but a little distracted. They’d do anything for you, if they actually understood what you wanted them to do, which they don’t.

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Rule

Jul 6, 2022

RABBIT: The rule is, I'm not supposed to eat in between meals anymore EVER.
The rabbit eats more jelly.
RABBIT: But that could be misinterpreted...

Guess

Jul 4, 2022

SQUIRREL: Bet you can't guess why I'm happy!
RABBIT: You're NOT happy.
SQUIRREL (thinking): Whoa...
SQUIRREL: They guessed it.

Winning

Jul 1, 2022

A rabbit and skink play basketball. FOX: So, who's winning? RABBIT: No one. We're... not competing.
FOX (thinking): Hmm.
FOX (thinking): Sounds like something a loser would say.

Cancel Dinner

Jun 24, 2022

SQUIRREL: Why'd you cancel dinner? Did you eat all the food? RABBIT: I ate PART of the food.
SQUIRREL: What part? RABBIT: Your part.
RABBIT: And my part.
RABBIT: I ate all the food.

We Don’t Always Agree

Jun 17, 2022

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Race

Jun 16, 2022

FOX: Want to go for a run? RABBIT: Sure!
FOX: Great! LET’S GO!
RABBIT: Oh goodness, not now…
RABBIT: For me, it’s more of a long-term goal.

Throw That Away

Jun 14, 2022

RABBIT: Don’t throw that away!
RABBIT: You never know when we might NEED it.
SQUIRREL: Yes. That’s why I’m throwing it away.
SQUIRREL: I would like to truly never know.

Do Well at Everything

Jun 13, 2022

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Quicker

Jun 12, 2022

RABBIT (thinking): These ants are building their hills way quicker than these other ants.
The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.
RABBIT (thinking): The race is not for the swift.

Reach for the Stars

Jun 8, 2022

RABBIT: Dream big! Reach for the stars!
SQUIRREL: The closest star is 25 trillion miles away. I can reach about a foot.
RABBIT: Oh.
RABBIT: Then maybe just reach for a sandwich.

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