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Roonie the rabbit

A character in 254 comics.

This friend is very sweet, but a little distracted. They’d do anything for you, if they actually understood what you wanted them to do, which they don’t.

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Help Me Understand How You Feel

Jan 11, 2023

RABBIT: Help me understand how you feel.
SQUIRREL: Mmm...
SQUIRREL: No.
SQUIRREL: I'd like to actively work against that.

This Year’s Anxiety Goal

Dec 28, 2022

SKINK: This year, things will be DIFFERENT. I'm going to try really hard to get over my anxiety.
SKINK: And I will again fail.
SKINK: But... I'll probably fail DIFFERENTLY than last year.
RABBIT: Well, that's SOMETHING. SKINK: I think so!

Hobbies

Dec 26, 2022

RABBIT: I lack purpose. I need a hobby. What's your hobby? SQUIRREL: Shoving you off this tree.
RABBIT: Does it give your life purpose?
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel shoves the rabbit off the tree.
SQUIRREL: It really does!

I Love Snow

Dec 23, 2022

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Taking It Easy

Dec 19, 2022

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My Gift

Dec 17, 2022

A squirrel and a rabbit sit in a tree. SQUIRREL: You know, you really frustrate me.
SQUIRREL: And I want to shove you off this tree.
SQUIRREL: But... I won't.
SQUIRREL: Merry Christmas.

Shorter Days

Nov 30, 2022

A squirrel and rabbit look out at the Sun, low in the sky. SQUIRREL: The days get shorter in the Fall and Winter.
THE SUN (thinking): It's true! It's nice for me. I get to take it a little easy! Ha ha! Yeah!
THE SUN (thinking): Ha ha! Ha... Heh... (sigh)
THE SUN (thinking): By still working eight to nine hours every single stupid day.

Hold That Thought

Nov 29, 2022

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Sandwiches

Nov 26, 2022

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Polite

Nov 23, 2022

A bird shows a painting to a fox and a rabbit. BIRD: How is it? And be polite! FOX: Hmm, now... What's a polite way to say, "It looks like garbage."
The bird angrily storms away.
RABBIT: Ooo, maybe say it in British? FOX: 'Ello, chap! Your paintin' is rubbish!
RABBIT: I think that sounded very polite. FOX: Well, it's important to be polite.

How’s Your Day?

Nov 22, 2022

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Conversation

Nov 21, 2022

SKINK: Do you think we'll ever run out of things to talk about? RABBIT: No.
RABBIT: Because then we'll just talk about how we have nothing left to talk about.
SKINK: Won't that get repetitive? RABBIT: Maybe.
RABBIT: But then we can talk about that.

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