Comics with Pittman the fox | Page 6 | Roonie the Rabbit

Agree to Disagree

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Want to Win

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Work Together

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You Win Some, You Lose Some

SQUIRREL: Well... you win some, you lose some, as they say. FOX: Yes.

FOX: Do they say when exactly you'll be winning some? Because it's been awhile.

SHMACK! The squirrel smacks the fox.

FOX: ((I wonder what they say about unprovoked smacking.))

Brag

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I Just Want Someone to Take Care of Me

HOT CHOCOLATE: I just want someone to take care of me.

HOT CHOCOLATE: Not you. I'm scared of you.

HOT CHOCOLATE: And not you. Or you. Or you. You all make me nervous.

HOT CHOCOLATE: But... someone. (sigh)

Rules of the Game

PITTMAN: Here are the rules of this game...

PITTMAN: I go first. Then you draw the first card. Then I win.

PITTMAN: Well... The last one isn't a RULE.

PITTMAN: But it's a real likelihood, and I want you to be ready for it.

Failing is Key to Learning

FLYNN: Failure is key to learning.

PITTMAN: Well... I never fail.

FYLNN: Then, you never learn.

PITTMAN: Doesn't that make my awesomeness all the more impressive?

Different Strengths and Weaknesses

PITTMAN: Don't get upset. We just have different strengths and weaknesses. Am I better at chess? Yes.

PITTMAN: BUT... Do I run faster?
PITTMAN: Again, yes.

PITTMAN: And SURE, I'm smarter... funnier...
PITTMAN: Certainly more well-liked...

PITTMAN: What was I talking about again?
FLYNN: You were... cheering me up.

The Best at Everything

FOX (thinking): My goal is to be the best at everything, and be idolized by millions.

FOX (thinking, as they flick a walnut): I think I'm pretty much there.

The fox's walnut lands perfectly atop a pile of other walnuts.

We see there is no one around for miles. FOX (thinking): I just need to get the word out more.

Against the Rules

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Flow

ROONIE: They're in a FLOW STATE. Their every movement is in step with the one before. Time has slowed for them. They are nearing... perfection.

PITTMAN: HA! Done!

FLYNN: Macaroni art?
PITTMAN: PERFECT macaroni art!

ROONIE: Flow states can be for dumb stuff too, y'know.
PITTMAN: Quick!! I need more farfalle!