Comics with Pittman the fox | Page 2 | Roonie the Rabbit

Undirected Anger

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The Point of the Argument

SQUIRREL: This argument feels pointless. FOX: Oh, it has a point.

FOX: My complete and total victory is the point.

Prepared for Party

SKINK (thinking): Before a party, I prepare for common questions I might be asked.

SKINK (thinking): I'm ready for almost any social situation.

No Two Leaves

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Conquerors

FOX: You know, the great conquerors from the past would hold bonfires and enormous, elaborate feasts after a victory on the battlefield.

The fox moves his rook. FOX: Checkmate.

Polite

A bird shows a painting to a fox and a rabbit. BIRD: How is it? And be polite! FOX: Hmm, now... What's a polite way to say, "It looks like garbage."

The bird angrily storms away.

One of a Kind

FOX (thinking): I am SPECIAL. I am UNIQUE.

FOX (thinking): I am ONE of a KIND.

Game

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Can’t Blame Me

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Upset

FOX: How was I supposed to know you were upset?

SQUIRREL: I screamed and yelled and said I was upset!

Love

RABBIT: I promise to love you forever.

FOX: And I promise to love you while it remains convenient to me.

Stop Poking

A fox pokes a squirrel in the nose.

FOX: Would you like me to stop poking you in the nose? SQUIRREL: Yes, I very much would!