Comics with Pittman the fox | Roonie the Rabbit

Think Highly

SQUIRREL: You think very highly of yourself, don't you? FOX: Doesn't everyone?

SQUIRREL: No, a lot of people have a lot of doubts about themselves.

I See What You’re Saying

A squirrel has egg all over, and a fox holds a basket of eggs. FOX: I see what you're saying. What I did was selfish. My fun came at your expense.

FOX: But... I will KEEP doing it, because it was, as I said, super SUPER fun.

Advice

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What I Want to Do

A fox and rabbit cut yellow fabric. FOX: Why do we always end up doing what I want to do? RABBIT: Because you're louder, and I always give in.

We see the fox and rabbit are in a boat. FOX (yelling): THAT'S NOT TRUE! I JUST HAVE BETTER IDEAS! RABBIT: OK! Fine!

Trust

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Hard Day

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For Fun

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Sharing

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?

FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.

Out of Shape

RABBIT (thinking): Am I bit out of shape? SURE.

RABBIT (thinking): But no one really notices except me.

Dealing with Losing

FOX (thinking): OK. I lost. That's OK. I can deal with losing.

FOX (thinking): I'll just bang my head against this table seven hundred times in a row.

Calm Down

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Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!

FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.