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Pittman the fox

A character in 74 comics.

This friend loves to compete. And they love to win. In fact, they seem to even prefer that over successful relationships.

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Think Highly

Sep 25, 2023

SQUIRREL: You think very highly of yourself, don't you? FOX: Doesn't everyone?
SQUIRREL: No, a lot of people have a lot of doubts about themselves.
FOX: Oh right, sure...
FOX: But they're all on the same page about how awesome I am, right?

I See What You’re Saying

Aug 28, 2023

A squirrel has egg all over, and a fox holds a basket of eggs. FOX: I see what you're saying. What I did was selfish. My fun came at your expense.
FOX: But... I will KEEP doing it, because it was, as I said, super SUPER fun.
The fox hurls another EGG into the squirrel's face.
FOX: I feel SO much better now that we've cleared the air!

Advice

May 5, 2023

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What I Want to Do

May 3, 2023

A fox and rabbit cut yellow fabric. FOX: Why do we always end up doing what I want to do? RABBIT: Because you're louder, and I always give in.
We see the fox and rabbit are in a boat. FOX (yelling): THAT'S NOT TRUE! I JUST HAVE BETTER IDEAS! RABBIT: OK! Fine!
We see the fabric they cut was the boat's sail, and that they're in the middle of a large body of water. The fox has made a hand puppet from the fabric.
RABBIT: Hey, doesn't the boat sort of NEED a sail? FOX (yelling): SHUT UP AND FINISH YOUR PUPPET!!

Trust

Apr 29, 2023

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Hard Day

Apr 24, 2023

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For Fun

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Mar 25, 2023

Sharing

Feb 8, 2023

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?
FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.
The fox hands their cake to the rabbit.
FOX (thinking): Nice feels an awful lot like hungry.

Out of Shape

Feb 1, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): Am I bit out of shape? SURE.
RABBIT (thinking): But no one really notices except me.
A fox jogs by. FOX: Mornin', fatty!
RABBIT (thinking): And a very vocal minority.

Dealing with Losing

Jan 23, 2023

FOX (thinking): OK. I lost. That's OK. I can deal with losing.
FOX (thinking): I'll just bang my head against this table seven hundred times in a row.
THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! The fox slams his head repeatedly into the table.
FOX: Don't mind me! I'm just coping!

Calm Down

Jan 21, 2023

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Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

Jan 2, 2023

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!
FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.
FOX: And for some reason, they get ANGRY. Why do they always get ANGRY?
SQUIRREL: It's... one of life's little mysteries. FOX: It really is!

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