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Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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Hot Chocolate the lizard

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Popularity rank 11 #593. Doing Well

April 20, 2026

RABBIT: Hey there! You seem to be doing well! LIZARD: Oh... I am NOT.
LIZARD: I am... SEVERELY unwell.
RABBIT: Oh.
RABBIT: Well... great job FAKING it, then! LIZARD: Th- thank you...

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Popularity rank 12 #410. Evidence

July 21, 2023

A skink examines one orange leaf amidst a tree full of green ones. SKINK (thinking): SCIENCE IS PERFECT! It is an unfeeling quest for the truth! I am ready to two out my life's work if new evidence appears!
LIZARD (thinking): Though... if I were to just find more data that supported my PAST work... I would look WAY smarter... for WAY less effort...
LIZARD: sigh...
The skink crumbles the orange leaf. SKINK (thinking): Science is perfect. Ethics is, however, a poop sandwich.

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Popularity rank 13 #312. My Friends

August 10, 2022

LIZARD: My friends are coming! They'll want to talk! Got to hide!
The skink hides behind a tree as a rabbit and bird walk near. SKINK: (sigh)
LIZARD: Why do my own friends make me nervous?
LIZARD: Wish there was someone i could talk to about it...

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Popularity rank 14 #204. Dark

December 27, 2021

LIZARD (thinking): It's so dark these days.
LIZARD (thinking): I get so much more anxious when there's less sun.
SUN (thinking): OK, look, some of that's on me, sure.
SUN (thinking): But the guy's not exactly a barrel of laughs in June either.

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Popularity rank 15 #557. Something Feels Off

January 21, 2026

LIZARD (thinking): Wait, something feels OFF...
The lizard jumps. LIZARD (thinking): Oh!
LIZARD (thinking): For a moment there... I wasn't feeling responsible for all the world's problems.
The lizard huddles inside a blanket. LIZARD (thinking): But I'm BACK ON TRACK!

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