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Hot Chocolate the skink

A character in 54 comics.

This friend is worried about you. But also about themselves. And also about everything else possible to worry about. And also some other things besides that.

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Hiding

May 26, 2021

HOT CHOCOLATE: I hide from you.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Because I love you.
HOT CHOCOLATE: And that makes me nervous.

Realistic

May 11, 2021

HOT CHOCOLATE: Maybe I'll be brave today.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Maybe.
HOT CHOCOLATE: But let's be realistic.

Poker

Jul 29, 2004

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Self-fulfilling prophecy

Jul 5, 2004

FLYNN: You know, Hot Chocolate, you're scared of the unknown, so you never try things, so things STAY unknown, and you stay scared of it all.
FLYNN: It's called a SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY....
HOT CHOCOLATE: Well... whatever it's called...
HOT CHOCOLATE: It's a system that works.

Proactive

Jun 13, 2004

HOT CHOCOLATE: (sigh) I spend too much of my life waiting for something to happen. It's time to get proactive!
A pause
A pause
HOT CHOCOLATE: Tomorrow...

Fences

Jun 3, 2004

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Little flower

May 28, 2004

HOT CHOCOLATE: Little flower, I look at you and I see something pure, something honest. You see me for what I am. You understand me.
A pause
FLOWER: Well, to be honest, I think the guy's got some real problems.
FLOWER: But he's generous with the water, so I don't say nothin'...

Sneaking about

May 18, 2004

FLYNN: Here ya go, Hot Chocolate; it's a map of the forest. It's got everything on it, down to every last leaf, twig, and pebble.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Oh, fantastic! I always worry about all those little things sneaking about while I sleep. It gives me the shivers.
HOT CHOCOLATE: But now I have a map of them, so... no need to worry.
HOT CHOCOLATE: I love rational solutions to irrational problems...

Nightlight

Apr 20, 2004

HOT CHOCOLATE: I'm afraid of the dark, so Roonie got me this clown nightlight. But now... I'm afraid of the nightlight.
HOT CHOCOLATE: But I'm afraid to tell Roonie I don't want it, and... I'm also afraid to just unplug it because then it'd be dark.
HOT CHOCOLATE: And I'm afraid of the dark.
HOT CHOCOLATE: I'd draw up a flowchart to make sense of all this, but shapes and arrows terrify me...

Are you there?

Apr 1, 2004

ROONIE: Hey, Hot Chocolate, are you there?
HOT CHOCOLATE: AM I here, Roonie? Or is this world I perceive simply that, a PERCEPTION? I think, therefore I am, but what if all I am is... a THOUGHT?
ROONIE: Hot Chocolate? Hello? Guess he's not there. PITTMAN: Yeah.
HOT CHOCOLATE: (sigh) Some people just can't handle philosophical discussions...

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