Comics about politeness | Roonie the Rabbit

Pleasant

A rabbit and squirrel sit together on a tree branch. RABBIT: So, have you decided if you'll be PLEASANT with me today?

SQUIRREL: Well, yes, I've given it a lot of thought.

You’re Just Saying That

RABBIT: I liked your song!

BIRD: Aw, you're just saying that...

Honesty

RABBIT: Well…? What do you think? SQUIRREL: I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.

RABBIT: At least you’re being honest.

With Love

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Sharing

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?

FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.

How to Talk at a Party

ANT 1: This party is OK. But this house is a lot smaller than ours. ANT 2: Nicole, honey, that’s not POLITE. Don’t say that.

ANT 1: Oh, sorry, uh… OUR house is a lot NICER than THIS one. ANT 2: NICOLE! Stop it! People can HEAR you!

Polite

A bird shows a painting to a fox and a rabbit. BIRD: How is it? And be polite! FOX: Hmm, now... What's a polite way to say, "It looks like garbage."

The bird angrily storms away.

Party Time

SKINK: If I come to the party early, it'll be awkward.

SKINK: But if I come late, they'll think I'm rude.

Thanks

FIRST ANT: "Thank you". SECOND ANT: What? FIRST ANT: You should've THANKED me. SECOND ANT: Ah, OK, I-

FIRST ANT: No, LISTEN, I know I'm not supposed to say anything, but I held the door for you. I'm not asking for a MEDAL, but you could've at least just THANKED me.

FIRST ANT: I'm sick and tired of people getting away with RUDENESS, and I just... had to say something. SECOND ANT: OK, well, ah... duly noted. A-and THANK YOU.

SECOND ANT: Now... back to the interview, what would you say qualifies you most for the position? FIRST ANT: I'm a people person, Jason. I GET people.