Comics about marriage | Roonie the Rabbit

How Do I Look?

An ant in an outfit stands before a mirror as another ant looks on. CHRISTOPHER: How do I look in this, Aaron? I won't be mad, just tell me. Do I look AWFUL? Do I look like a hideous BEAST? Like some sad grotesque CREATURE?

CHRISTOPHER: Does this OUTFIT... make me look like... a flea-bitten... mangy... mishapen... MONSTROSITY? Does it?! TELL ME!!!

Receipt

HARRIET THE ANT: Don’t throw that receipt away! Keep it for your RECORDS! DONALD THE ANT: No, Harriet, you’re hoarding. I don’t need this for my “records.” Peanut M&Ms are not a tax write-off.

HARRIET: But you might want to REMEMBER this moment! For SENTIMENT! DONALD: We’re at a gas station on the way home from my colonoscopy.

Stuffing

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Over-ordering

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Pick a Color

HELEN: Well, the room WOULD look great in mint green.
ALLAN: Great. Mint green. I truly don't care anymore.

HELEN: But...ugh. Allan, I mean, sweet water blue is SO nice.
ALLAN: Fine! Blue! We've been here THREE HOURS, Helen!

HELEN: UGH, but then there's plum, lilac, Byzantium. Allan... are we not giving enough thought to purples in GENERAL?

ALLAN: I... would like a divorce.
HELEN: AUGH!! Goldenrod, Allan! My God! What about GOLDENROD!!