Receipt

HARRIET THE ANT: Don’t throw that receipt away! Keep it for your RECORDS! DONALD THE ANT: No, Harriet, you’re hoarding. I don’t need this for my “records.” Peanut M&Ms are not a tax write-off.
HARRIET: But you might want to REMEMBER this moment! For SENTIMENT! DONALD: We’re at a gas station on the way home from my colonoscopy.
HARRIET: What about… what about your LEGACY, Donald?! Huh?! What about HISTORY? What if you become PRESIDENT?!
DONALD: I’m a 85-year-old retired propane salesman, Harriet. I think that ship has sailed. HARRIET (who is now digging through the gas station trash can looking for the receipt): Your presidential LIBRARY, Donald!! MY GOD, THINK OF THE LIBRARY!!!
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