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Hoarding

A topic in 3 comics.

Retail Therapy

Jun 3, 2026

RABBIT: (thinking) Maybe if I buy a lot of stuff, I'll be happy.
Surrounded by boxes and stuffed animals, the rabbit clutches a teddy bear. RABBIT: (thinking) Hmm, no.
The rabbit is now engulfed in a growing pile of toys and boxes. RABBIT: (thinking) Still isn't working.
The pile of purchased items has grown enormous around the rabbit. RABBIT: (thinking) But still... I shouldn't just give up on this.

Receipt

Jun 19, 2024

HARRIET THE ANT: Don’t throw that receipt away! Keep it for your RECORDS! DONALD THE ANT: No, Harriet, you’re hoarding. I don’t need this for my “records.” Peanut M&Ms are not a tax write-off.
HARRIET: But you might want to REMEMBER this moment! For SENTIMENT! DONALD: We’re at a gas station on the way home from my colonoscopy.
HARRIET: What about… what about your LEGACY, Donald?! Huh?! What about HISTORY? What if you become PRESIDENT?!
DONALD: I’m a 85-year-old retired propane salesman, Harriet. I think that ship has sailed. HARRIET (who is now digging through the gas station trash can looking for the receipt): Your presidential LIBRARY, Donald!! MY GOD, THINK OF THE LIBRARY!!!

Throw That Away

Jun 14, 2022

RABBIT: Don’t throw that away!
RABBIT: You never know when we might NEED it.
SQUIRREL: Yes. That’s why I’m throwing it away.
SQUIRREL: I would like to truly never know.

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