Comics about ego | Roonie the Rabbit

With or Without

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Practice

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Think Highly

SQUIRREL: You think very highly of yourself, don't you? FOX: Doesn't everyone?

SQUIRREL: No, a lot of people have a lot of doubts about themselves.

Talking About Me

LIZARD (thinking): I wonder if they're talking about me.

LIZARD (thinking): I bet they are.

Unpopular Art

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Why I Make Art

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What I Want to Do

A fox and rabbit cut yellow fabric. FOX: Why do we always end up doing what I want to do? RABBIT: Because you're louder, and I always give in.

We see the fox and rabbit are in a boat. FOX (yelling): THAT'S NOT TRUE! I JUST HAVE BETTER IDEAS! RABBIT: OK! Fine!

One of the Greats

A bird paints. BIRD (thinking): I consider myself one of the great artists of my time.

The bird pauses and looks around.

One of a Kind

FOX (thinking): I am SPECIAL. I am UNIQUE.

FOX (thinking): I am ONE of a KIND.

Shrugs

A rabbit and a squirrel react to a bird's painting. RABBIT: I don't think I... GET it. SQUIRREL: I get it. It's... FINE.

BIRD (thinking): (sigh) I pour out my soul. And all I get is two SHRUGS.

Tell Me What to Do

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Return

CUSTOMER: I would like to return this sweater! CLERK: It has a stain on it.

CUSTOMER: Yes! This sweater is prone to getting stains, and I want to return it! CLERK: You can't do that...