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Dreams

A topic in 6 comics.

Dreams

Apr 24, 2026

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How My Life Ended Up

Mar 30, 2026

A squirrel kicks a rock. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I don't like how my life ended up, so I am kicking this rock.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) Ow... ow... ow... ROCK: (thinking) You kick all you like, buddy. I can take it.
ROCK: (thinking) And look, I get it...
ROCK: (thinking) I wanted to be a statue when I grew up.

Facing Reality

Oct 2, 2023

SQUIRREL (in verse): Fall trees shed their leaves, And they face reality, Brave and unburdened.
ANN THE TREE: (sigh) Kevin, I'm 45 years old. It's time to get real. I will NEVER be a child prodigy.
KEVIN THE TREE: A prodigy at what, Ann? ANN THE TREE: I don't know. I never had talent or committed or practiced or actually focused on anything.
KEVIN THE TREE: Well, you know... it's all politics. ANN THE TREE: Yes! Yes it is. THANK you, Kevin! THANK you!

Dreams

Nov 17, 2022

RABBIT: I hope all my dreams come true. SQUIRREL: Well, keep hoping and keep dreaming, a little each day.
RABBIT: And then one day my dreams will come true? SQUIRREL: Oh, no.
SQUIRREL: No no no no NO.
SQUIRREL: But it'll help pass the time.

Reach for the Stars

Jun 8, 2022

RABBIT: Dream big! Reach for the stars!
SQUIRREL: The closest star is 25 trillion miles away. I can reach about a foot.
RABBIT: Oh.
RABBIT: Then maybe just reach for a sandwich.

Nightmares

Mar 23, 2022

HOT CHOCOLATE: Nightmares scare me.
HOT CHOCOLATE: I don't HAVE them.
HOT CHOCOLATE: But I worry about having them.
HOT CHOCOLATE: And that scares me.

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