Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#417. Can We Really Even Be Sure?

August 14, 2023

RABBIT: Can we really even be sure I'm real? Maybe I'm not! Maybe this whole world is just your IMAGINATION!

SQUIRREL: Yeah, well... MAYBE. But did you eat all the other cookies or NOT?

The rabbit speaks with his mouth full of cookies. RABBIT: That's what I'm saying! (mmph) Maybe I did... Maybe you just IMAGINED I did (mmph) There's just no way to truly know!

RABBIT: Ooo, imagine the next batch with walnuts! SQUIRREL: I am imagining punching you in your stupid face.

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#418. Unpopular Art

August 16, 2023

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#419. Bright Side

August 18, 2023

RABBIT: Take a look on the bright side!

SQUIRREL: What good will that do?

RABBIT: It will make you happier.

SQUIRREL: We have different goals, you and I.

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#420. Being a Good Listener

August 21, 2023

MEL: If I listen to your problems, what do I get in return? PETER: Nothing, Mel! But it'll HELP me, and I'm your FRIEND.

MEL: How about you throw in ten bucks? PETER: This isn't a NEGOTIATION, Mel! MEL: Fine! FINE. (sigh)... Tell me your thing.

PETER: So, Peter gets coffee without me and did I stop drinking caffeine during my cleanse? Yes. But I want to be ASKED. So I confront Peter, and I'm like, "I want to be ASKED." And he's like, "Of COURSE." But I don't think he MEANT it. And I think he THINKS I think he didn't mean it. On top of all of that, Starbucks is TOTALLY anti-union, you know?

MEL: $7.50. Final offer.

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#421. Don’t Try and Fix Things

August 23, 2023

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