SQUIRREL (thinking): I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.
SQUIRREL (thinking): LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!
SQUIRREL (thinking, as everyone exits their house): PERFECT! Easier than I thought...
SQUIRREL (thinking): It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...
