Comics | Page 29 | Roonie the Rabbit

Duck

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Inarticulate

ROONIE: You're sort of inarticulate, aren't you, Hot Chocolate?

HOT CHOCOLATE: On the contrary, Roonie, I'm well-versed in a panoply of topics. My reticence is more the result of a deep-seated fear of rejection that, coupled with an intense penchant for paranoia, renders me into this uncommunicative state.

HOT CHOCOLATE: Y- y- yeah.

Leopard

FLYNN: Hello, Dept. of Zoology? I'd like to become a LEOPARD. How can I do that? I'll work hard, whatever it takes, I-...

FLYNN: Right NOW? Well, I'm CURRENTLY a common ground squirrel, but-...

FLYNN: Oh...... I SEE.

FLYNN: The myth of meritocracy.

Why?

A pause

ROONIE: Wait, why am I RUNNING?

SOUND: sniff sniff

SOUND: splort

ROONIE: Oh, right.

Worth looking at

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Weakry

FLYNN: We need to do the laundry.
ROONIE: Yeah, more like: "The WEAKry."

FLYNN: (sigh) Look, could you do the whites?
ROONIE: Yeah, more like: "Could you WEAK the WEAKS?"

ROONIE: Ow!
SOUND: Nose pinch!

ROONIE: Weak.

Winning the Weak Game

ROONIE: Pittman, wanna play the "Weak Game"?
PITTMAN: Ha! I'll kick your BUTT in it!

ROONIE: Yeah, more like: "You'll kick my WEAK in it." Ha!
PITTMAN: How do we play?

ROONIE: We just did!
PITTMAN: We did? So did I win the game?

ROONIE: More like: "Did I WEAK the WEAK?" Ha!
PITTMAN: What?

ROONIE: (sigh) I love the "Weak Game".
PITTMAN: (sigh) I bet I won.

Weak Game

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Near-mint

FLYNN: This walnut is in NEAR-mint condition, Roonie, but not MINT.

FLYNN: It's got a SLIGHT dent on its right side. Nearly perfect, but not quite. And so... WORTHLESS.

A pause

ROONIE: Them's the breaks, kid!

Walnut collection

ROONIE: How's the walnut collection coming along, Flynn?
FLYNN: Oh, good. Good. I found about thirty today.

ROONIE: Wow. So, when do you stop? At a certain NUMBER? When you fill the ROOM?
FLYNN: Oh, no, no...

FLYNN: I'm a completist.