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Why Me?

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We Are All One

ROONIE: We are all one.

PITTMAN: Sure.

PITTMAN: But me a little moreso, right?

How Much Are These Peaches?

SHOPPER ANT: Hey, how much are these ants?
INDIGNANT ANT: Sir! SIR!! You're being very aggressive with me!!

SHOPPER ANT: Aggressive?
INDIGNANT ANT: You're VERY close to me, and it's making me VERY uncomfortable.

SHOPPER ANT: OK, sorry, sorry. How's this?
INDIGNANT ANT: Better.

SHOPPER ANT: So how much are the peaches?
INDIGNANT ANT: Oh, I don't work here.

Save Half

ROONIE: I could save half of this for tomorrow.

ROONIE: But that doesn't sound like me.

My Worst Fears

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I Would Do Anything for My Friends

A fox stands next to a rabbit picking a flower near the edge of a cliff. FOX (thinking): I would do anything for my friends.

Rabbit falls off cliff.

The fox walks away, having picked the flower. FOX (thinking): In theory.

I’m Always Here For You

ROONIE: I'm always here for you.

FLYNN: Yes.

FLYNN: Could you stop?

I’m So Mad at You

FLYNN: I'm so mad at you!

ROONIE: Yes... I can see why.

ROONIE: I'm on your side, really.

You Make Me Happy

ROONIE: You make me happy.

HOT CHOCOLATE: You make me nervous.

HOT CHOCOLATE: But... so does everything.

HOT CHOCOLATE: And you a little less so.

I Was Very Sad

FLYNN: I was very sad.

FLYNN: And you made me feel better.

A pause.

FLYNN: But I'll never tell.

Snacks

ROONIE: Snacks?

FLYNN: No thanks, I'm good.

ROONIE: Yes.

ROONIE: But you'd be better with snacks.

Going Outside

HOT CHOCOLATE: Today, I'm going outside.

RADIO: There's a 10% chance of rain.

HOT CHOCOLATE: I don't like those odds.