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Rules for Cooking

RABBIT (thinking): I have two simple rules for cooking.

RABBIT (thinking): Use fresh, delicious ingredients.

If At First, You Don’t Succeed

FOX (thinking): If at first you don't succeed...

A pause as the fox stares at their violin.

FOX (thinking): Quit and tell no one.

Why??

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Hope They Like This Song

SHELKEY: I hope they like this song. I need them to like me.

SHELKEY: I mean IT. I need them to like IT.

SHELKEY: (sigh)

SHELKEY: I mean me.

Better Take It Easy

running

ROONIE: I better take it easy.

ROONIE: I have a long day of doing nothing tomorrow, and I need to be well rested.

Golden Rule

ROONIE: You should treat people how you want to be treated.

FLYNN: Mmm, that's a bad rule.

FLYNN: I don't think much of myself.

Birthday Present

ROONIE: This year, for your birthday, we canceled your party.

FLYNN: Happy birthday, buddy. None of us are coming over later.

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HOT CHOCOLATE: They GET me.

Predictable

ROONIE: Their whole world is predictable... preordained... BORING.

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ROONIE: Plot twist!

Today, I’ll Be Social

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You Fell Asleep

FLYNN: Hey!

ROONIE: Hmm?
FLYNN: You fell ASLEEP!

ROONIE: So?
FLYNN: I was TALKING.

ROONIE: Those two things are not unrelated.

Do You Like It?

BIRD: So... do you like it?

BIRD: It's OK if you don't.

BIRD: Just say yes.

BIRD: Just say SOMETHING.

BIRD: NO! You know what? NO!! We are NO LONGER FRIENDS! Good DAY!!

A pause as the rabbit looks unsettled.

They Talk a Lot

RABBIT (thinking): They talk a lot.

RABBIT (thinking): I'm not sure about WHAT.