A squirrel kicks a rock. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I don't like how my life ended up, so I am kicking this rock.

SQUIRREL: (thinking) Ow... ow... ow... ROCK: (thinking) You kick all you like, buddy. I can take it.

ROCK: (thinking) And look, I get it...

ROCK: (thinking) I wanted to be a statue when I grew up.

#584. How My Life Ended Up

March 30, 2026 Transcript

How My Life Ended Up