Comics with The rocks | Roonie the Rabbit

How My Life Ended Up

A squirrel kicks a rock. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I don't like how my life ended up, so I am kicking this rock.

SQUIRREL: (thinking) Ow... ow... ow... ROCK: (thinking) You kick all you like, buddy. I can take it.

Undirected Anger

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Kick That Rock

FOX: Why are you kicking that rock? SQUIRREL: Because- OW! I don't like- OW... How my day is going.

The fox looks curiously at the squirrel kicking the rock.

Work Together

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Rock

FLYNN: I don't like my life. And I am angry. But I have nothing to be angry at.
FLYNN: So I'll just kick this rock.

SQUIRREL (thinking, as they repeatedly kick rocks): Ow... Ow... Ow...

FLYNN: Well...

FLYNN: It's not NOT helping.

Everything in its right place

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Type and number

FLYNN: In order to map the entire forest, we'll have to label each thing with a type and number.

FLYNN: We'll start with the rocks. This rock, Roonie, will now be known as "Rock Number One."

A pause

ROONIE: I actually think you look more like a "Michael".