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Flynn the squirrel

A character in 344 comics.

This friend is not too happy to see you. But don’t take offense, they do love you, and they’re not too crazy about themselves either.

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Robots

Oct 9, 2024

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Rude

Sep 11, 2024

FOX: I don't want to be rude, but this meal you made is terrible.
SQUIRREL: Oh, I don't want to be rude either.
THWACK! The squirrel smacks the fox across the face with a spatula.
SQUIRREL: But we don't always get what we want, do we?

Bother

Aug 21, 2024

SQUIRREL: There's an art to ignoring the things that bother you. RABBIT: OOO, can you teach it to me?
RABBIT: Can you?
RABBIT: No?
RABBIT (thinking): I guess it's unteachable.

Reasonable

Aug 14, 2024

A fox holds a basket of eggs and stands in front of a squirrel who is imploring them to not throw any. SQUIRREL: Be reasonable.
FOX: OK.
EGG! The fox throws an egg directly into the squirrel's face. It splatters everywhere.
FOX: I had my reasons.

Masterpiece

Jul 31, 2024

RABBIT: Each sunset feels like a new masterpiece.
THE SUN (thinking): Well, look, that's very nice of them to say. But it's just purple, red, orange, rinse, repeat, every dang time.
THE SUN (thinking): To be honest, I'm just sort of "playing the hits" at this point.
THE SUN (thinking): But, you know, it puts button seats!

Magic

Jul 24, 2024

SQUIRREL: Do you believe in magic?
RABBIT: Oh yes, I believe impossible things can happen.
A pause.
RABBIT: Mainly because I don't understand how anything works.

Hugs vs. Space

Jul 3, 2024

A rabbit looks worried. RABBIT: I need hugs.
A squirrel looks close off. SQUIRREL: I need space.
The rabbit leaps on top of the squirrel and smothers them with a hug.
RABBIT (while wrapped around the squirrel's head): You lose.

Tidied Up

Jun 12, 2024

A squirrel is sweeping up in his neat home. SQUIRREL (thinking): They've all finally left me alone long enough where I have COMPLETELY tidied up the house.
The squirrel looks proud. SQUIRREL (thinking): And now it's all done.
The squirrel looks regretful. SQUIRREL (thinking): ALLLLLL done.
The squirrel is now outside in front of his friends, a rabbit and a lizard. SQUIRREL: Please come over immediately.

Honesty

May 29, 2024

RABBIT: Well…? What do you think? SQUIRREL: I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
RABBIT: At least you’re being honest.
SQUIRREL: No no, if I’m being HONEST, I was listening, but I was just incredibly shocked by how stupid your idea was.
RABBIT: So you’re being… polite? SQUIRREL: In my way.

Eating Healthy

May 22, 2024

SQUIRREL: The way you eat... it's not HEALTHY. RABBIT: Let's examine that.
RABBIT: This food makes me happy. Shouldn't I prioritize my mental health?
RABBIT: And if I'm eating healthier food, it's OK to eat more of it, right?
SQUIRREL: How do you keep gaining weight when you're so logical? RABBIT: MMPH, It's a real mystery!

Moment to Myself

Apr 24, 2024

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You Want To Eat?

Feb 22, 2024

SQUIRREL: You want to get something to eat?
RABBIT (thinking): I eat before bed. I eat when I wake up. I eat when I'm lonely. I eat with my friends. I eat when I'm bored. I eat when I'm busy.
RABBIT (thinking): I eat to celebrate a win. I eat when I suffer a loss. I eat at literally any time, any place, in any mood.
RABBIT: Yeah... I could eat.

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