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Flynn the squirrel

A character in 348 comics.

This friend is not too happy to see you. But don’t take offense, they do love you, and they’re not too crazy about themselves either.

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Catch

FOX: Want to play CATCH? SQUIRREL: That's a SPORT. I don't play SPORTS.
FOX: Catch isn't a "SPORT". I just THROW the ball, and you CATCH it. SQUIRREL: (sigh) FINE.
The fox throw the ball. FOX: OK, CATCH!
The squirrel nurses his head which was hit hard by the ball which he definitely did not catch. SQUIRREL: If thi isn't a SPORT, how come I get the sinking feeling I just LOST?

Oct 6, 2026

Why the Sky is Blue

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Oct 3, 2026

Consider Myself

RABBIT: I consider myself smart.
SQUIRREL: I do not.
RABBIT: You don't think I'm smart?
SQUIRREL: No, I just don't consider you.

Sep 16, 2026

Ready

Sep 4, 2026

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Mysterious

May 29, 2026

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Pleasant

May 25, 2026

A rabbit and squirrel sit together on a tree branch. RABBIT: So, have you decided if you'll be PLEASANT with me today?
SQUIRREL: Well, yes, I've given it a lot of thought.
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel shoves the rabbit off the branch.
SQUIRREL: My answer is no.

How Many Times

May 20, 2026

A squirrel looks up at a rabbit who is stuck in a beehive hanging from a tree, surrounded by bees. SQUIRREL: How many times will it take for you to LEARN to not do this?
RABBIT: Well... it's a good question.
RABBIT: And I don't really know.
RABBIT: But it sure seems like I'm going for the record.

Good Day

May 18, 2026

A squirrel and rabbit sit together on a tree branch. SQUIRREL: Are you having a good day?
RABBIT: Well... yeah. I mean, so FAR, I guess.
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel shoves the rabbit off the branch.
SQUIRREL: You didn't sound credible!

Tree

May 15, 2026

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Morning Coffee

May 13, 2026

SQUIRREL: (thinking) I love my morning coffee.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) It's a nice, healthy ROUTINE that CENTERS me and gives STRUCTURE to my day.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) Also, it keeps my debilitating caffeine withdrawal symptoms temporarily at bay.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) But let's stay positive and focus on the whole "structure" thing.

Jam, Jelly, and Preserves

May 1, 2026

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I Love You and All

Apr 29, 2026

SQUIRREL: Look, I love you and all, but it genuinely DRAINS me when I'm around you. Being near you... hurts my SOUL.
SQUIRREL: I'm just much happier alone. Without YOU. So I just need you to be around... LESS. Like... a LOT less, OK? Like not at ALL.
SQUIRREL: So, in conclusion: LEAVE ME ALONE. ...Got it? RABBIT: Mm hmm.
RABBIT: (thinking) They... LOVE ME!

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