Comics with Flynn the squirrel | Page 23 | Roonie the Rabbit

Do As I Say

FLYNN: Do as I say, not as I do.

ROONIE: ((Sounds complicated.))

ROONIE: ((I just won't do ANYTHING.))

One Great Love

FLYNN: I've had one great love in my life.

ROONIE: ((Maybe it's me!))

FLYNN: It's not you.
ROONIE: I KNOW!

ROONIE: ((But maybe...))
FLYNN: ((It's NOT.))

Win

PITTMAN: If I win, they'll like me.

A pause.

PITTMAN: Well, I'LL like me.

Friends

RABBIT: We've been friends a long time.

SQUIRREL: Yeah.

Stinks

SQUIRREL: Foo, it STINKS in here.

RABBIT: I'd like to tell you it's not me.

RABBIT: But it IS me.

RABBIT: So I just won't say anything.

Better

PITTMAN: You think you're better than me.

FLYNN: Better is a strong word.

FLYNN: But yes, I do.

All done

FLYNN: Today, I'll get it ALL done.

A pause.

FLYNN: And by all, I mean NONE.

Sad

ROONIE THE RABBIT: Are you sad?

FLYNN THE SQUIRREL: Who's to say?

ROONIE THE RABBIT: Well... you.

FLYNN THE SQUIRREL: Oh. Then, YES.

Your turn

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Good neighbors

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Poker

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Nothing much

ROONIE: So here's my painting. Hope you like it. It's nothing much really.

FLYNN: You're right. It's nothing much at all. Pretty insignificant.

A pause

FLYNN: Oh, I'm sorry, were you fishing for a compliment there, Roonie?