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Flynn the squirrel

A character in 344 comics.

This friend is not too happy to see you. But don’t take offense, they do love you, and they’re not too crazy about themselves either.

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Heartsick Trees

Nov 26, 2021

FLYNN: I like Fall.
FLYNN: The trees slump...
FLYNN: Like their hearts are broken.
TREE: Sure, (sniff) I SLUMP... (sniff) So? Who cares... Nothing matters anyway... (sniff)
TREE: I'LL NEVER FIND LOVE AGAIN!! Waah!!
TREE: Oh no. no... (sniff) You don't have to- I'll pick all this up... God, I don't mean to be a BURDEN...

Settle an Argument

Nov 24, 2021

PITTMAN: Can you settle an argument?
FLYNN: Sure. You're wrong.
PITTMAN: OK, but let me just-
FLYNN: No. You're wrong.
PITTMAN: You haven't even heard what the argument was ABOUT!
FLYNN: Look...
FLYNN: You asked me to settle it. You didn't ask me to settle it FAIRLY.

Tentatively

Nov 17, 2021

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner tonight?
FLYNN: TENTATIVELY... let's say yes.
FLYNN: But it's very tentative.
FLYNN: Because I don't really want to.
FLYNN: So... let's actually just say NO.
FLYNN: Tentatively.

Funny Joke

Nov 12, 2021

RABBIT: Wanna hear a funny joke?
SQUIRREL: Sure.
RABBIT: Yeah...
RABBIT: Me too.

Fall

Nov 10, 2021

SQUIRREL (thinking): I like Fall. The trees mope... Like sullen teens.
TREE (thinking): Um, OK, WHATEVER, I'm not "sullen"...
FWUMPF! The tree drops all its leaves. TREE (thinking): UGH! No one GETS me!
TREE (thinking): Oh my GOD... stop RAKING! I'll pick it up LATER, jeez...

Leaf Pile

Nov 8, 2021

RABBIT (thinking): I've been hiding for hours, and when Flynn gets home, I'm gonna jump out and surprise him. It's the perfect plan.
SQUIRREL: Hello, Roonie.
A pause.
RABBIT (thinking): Well... he sounded PRETTY surprised...

Together Forever

Nov 1, 2021

RABBIT: You and me, pal...
RABBIT: Together forever!
SQUIRREL: Yes...
SQUIRREL: Feels like that sometimes.

I Won

Oct 25, 2021

FOX: I won! Beat you AGAIN!
SQUIRREL: We were not RACING. Not everything is a COMPETITION.
The squirrel leaves the fox.
FOX (thinking): He'll never win with an attitude like that.

People Would Call You Dumb

Oct 22, 2021

SQUIRREL: A lot of people would call you dumb for doing this.
SQUIRREL: Not me, mind you.
SQUIRREL: I keep things like that to myself.

You Are Late

Oct 20, 2021

SQUIRREL: You are late. RABBIT: Yes, but... not as late as normal.
SQUIRREL: So, what? You want a prize? RABBIT: I would LOVE a prize!!
A pause.
RABBIT (as the squirrel seethes): Ooo!! Maybe something clock-themed!

The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow

Oct 18, 2021

SQUIRREL (thinking): It's been a hard day, but... the Sun will come up tomorrow.
SUN: Yeah, I mean, if I FEEL like it.
SUN: I got my own stuff going on too, you know...

Easy to Talk To

Oct 13, 2021

RABBIT: You're easy to talk to.
A pause.
The pause continues.
SQUIRREL: It's not for lack of trying.

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