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The ants

A character in 43 comics.

They are all of us. You included. They fight and make up. They argue and resolve things. They’re not sure how they’re supposed act, so they just try stuff and see how it works out.

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New

Nov 15, 2021

ROONIE: This anthill is new.
The rabbit stomps the anthill into oblivion.
ROONIE: I fear change.

Free Spirit

Oct 27, 2021

DEBRA: I'm a FREE SPIRIT, Ronald. And you need to know that right from the first date.
DEBRA: Like, look... Let's get REAL. Let's get WILD, OK? Cards on the table. Right. Now. RONALD: O-OK...
DEBRA: I crossed the street on the way here, Ronald. And I didn't wait for the "walk" signal.
RONALD: Debra, my God, I'm... I'm BLUSHING. DEBRA: I live life out loud, Ronald!!

Predictable

Sep 17, 2021

ROONIE: Their whole world is predictable... preordained... BORING.
stamp stamp stamp
ROONIE: Plot twist!

They Work So Hard

Aug 11, 2021

ROONIE: They work so hard.
STAMP STAMP STAMP
ROONIE: (sigh) And for what?

How Much Are These Peaches?

Jul 7, 2021

SHOPPER ANT: Hey, how much are these ants?
INDIGNANT ANT: Sir! SIR!! You're being very aggressive with me!!
SHOPPER ANT: Aggressive?
INDIGNANT ANT: You're VERY close to me, and it's making me VERY uncomfortable.
SHOPPER ANT: OK, sorry, sorry. How's this?
INDIGNANT ANT: Better.
SHOPPER ANT: So how much are the peaches?
INDIGNANT ANT: Oh, I don't work here.

No support

JOE THE ANT: Well, once again, NO ONE came to our show. You know the PROBLEM with out local music scene, Ray?
JOE THE ANT: There is NO support from the community. ZERO.
RAY THE ANT: Yeah, but, Joe, do YOU go see the OTHER bands shows?
JOE THE ANT: Well, no.
JOE THE ANT: But... the other bands SUCK, Ray.
RAY THE ANT: Well, yeah...

Jun 17, 2004

Pretty

Jun 9, 2004

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Aisle layout

May 24, 2004

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Close

May 1, 2004

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Traffic

Apr 24, 2004

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Just stop it

Apr 8, 2004

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Disorganized

Mar 30, 2004

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