LIZARD (thinking): Wait, something feels OFF...

The lizard jumps. LIZARD (thinking): Oh!

LIZARD (thinking): For a moment there... I wasn't feeling responsible for all the world's problems.

The lizard huddles inside a blanket. LIZARD (thinking): But I'm BACK ON TRACK!

#557. Something Feels Off

January 21, 2026 Transcript

Something Feels Off