A skink examines one orange leaf amidst a tree full of green ones. SKINK (thinking): SCIENCE IS PERFECT! It is an unfeeling quest for the truth! I am ready to two out my life's work if new evidence appears!

LIZARD (thinking): Though... if I were to just find more data that supported my PAST work... I would look WAY smarter... for WAY less effort...

The skink crumbles the orange leaf. SKINK (thinking): Science is perfect. Ethics is, however, a poop sandwich.

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A skink examines one orange leaf amidst a tree full of green ones. SKINK (thinking): SCIENCE IS PERFECT! It is an unfeeling quest for the truth! I am ready to two out my life's work if new evidence appears!

LIZARD (thinking): Though... if I were to just find more data that supported my PAST work... I would look WAY smarter... for WAY less effort...

LIZARD: sigh...

The skink crumbles the orange leaf. SKINK (thinking): Science is perfect. Ethics is, however, a poop sandwich.