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Writing

A topic in 5 comics.

Stuck

Nov 1, 2023

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Writers Write

Sep 19, 2023

BIRD (thinking): Writers write.
BIRD (thinking): Every day.
BIRD (thinking): No matter what.
BIRD (thinking): What a bunch of huge, overachieving JERKS...

Winter Trees

Dec 18, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): Winter trees have no leaves. Naked. Bare. Exposed.
CARLOS THE TREE: It’s true! Here I am, world! Know my truth! I’ve never liked this tire swing, and I don’t care who knows it! RAFA THE TREE: We ALL know it, Carlos.
CARLOS THE TREE: But did you know that with each swing, the rope digs deeper into my branch, and in doing so, my very soul? RAFA THE TREE: Yes. We do. LUCIA THE TREE: We READ your poetry blog, Carlos.
CARLOS THE TREE: YOU TOLD ME YOU YOU HATED MY BLOG!! LUCIA THE TREE: No. No! I NEVER said that! I simply said it would work better as a STAGED PIECE! RAFA THE TREE: Guys... Let’s not do this again...

Ideas

Nov 15, 2022

RABBIT: How do you get your ideas? BIRD: I stare at a blank sheet of paper until my eyes bleed.
BIRD: After seventeen hours, I accidentally think of one mildly interesting thing, and I then pass out. RABBIT (walking away): Haha! OK...
BIRD (thinking): Not quite sure what's so funny about THAT.
BIRD (thinking): Anyway... back to staring.

The Muse Strikes

Mar 28, 2022

SHELKEY: It's not often the muse strikes me.
A pause.
smacks head with typewriter repeatedly
SHELKEY: So sometimes I strike first.

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