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Talking in trees

A topic in 51 comics.

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Backwards

Mar 20, 2026

A rabbit and squirrel sit in a tree. RABBIT: What if we spent the day doing everything BACKWARDS?
SQUIRREL: If the next thing you say is incredibly stupid. RABBIT: What?
SQUIRREL: Yes, on one condition. RABBIT: Wait... what? You'll do it?
The squirrel pushes the rabbit off the tree. SQUIRREL: I'm going to push you off this tree.

Pressure

Feb 10, 2026

SQUIRREL: I am under a LOT of pressure!
RABBIT: From whom?
SQUIRREL: From ME!
SQUIRREL: And I. Am. RELENTLESS!

Clean Slate

Jan 12, 2026

A rabbit and squirrel sit next to each other up high on a tree branch. RABBIT: There's a new year upon us. SQUIRREL: Mmm...
RABBIT: All your sins are forgiven. The slate is wiped clean!
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel sends the rabbit flying off the tree branch.
SQUIRREL: I can't stand a blank page.

Believe In Me

Sep 17, 2025

RABBIT: Do you believe in me? SQUIRREL: I believe you EXIST.
SQUIRREL: I don't think you're, like... a figment of my IMAGINATION.
RABBIT: But do you believe I can accomplish my goals?
SQUIRREL: Let's... just stick to the facts.

Good Day

Jul 9, 2025

A squirrel and a rabbit sit high up on a tree branch. RABBIT: Today... will be a good day for me. SQUIRREL: Why?
RABBIT: I dunno. I just have a FEELING.
Unprovoked SHOVE! The squirrel unceremoniously pushed the rabbit off the tree.
SQUIRREL (yelling down below): I don't believe in intuition.

Our Story

May 28, 2025

RABBIT: I don't even remember how we first became friends... SQUIRREL: Oh... I do.
SQUIRREL: I was by myself...
SQUIRREL: Doing just fine...
SQUIRREL: And then along... came... YOU.

Always There

Apr 30, 2025

SQUIRREL: You're always there for me, whenever I'm in trouble.
SQUIRREL: Yes, whenever I'm in trouble, you're always there.
A pause.
SQUIRREL: I'm beginning to question the cause and effect of it all.

My Gift to You

Dec 25, 2024

A fox hands a squirrel a present. FOX: I put weeks of thought into my gift to you. I feel this specific gift sums up the unique relationships you and I have.
The squirrel opens the present.
Disembodied PUNCH! A hand coming out of the opened present punches the squirrel squarely in the face, knocking them down.
The squirrel, lying hurt on the ground, hands an envelope to the fox. SQUIRREL: I... got you a gift card. FOX: AW! You shouldn't' have!!

Bother

Aug 21, 2024

SQUIRREL: There's an art to ignoring the things that bother you. RABBIT: OOO, can you teach it to me?
RABBIT: Can you?
RABBIT: No?
RABBIT (thinking): I guess it's unteachable.

Honesty

May 29, 2024

RABBIT: Well…? What do you think? SQUIRREL: I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
RABBIT: At least you’re being honest.
SQUIRREL: No no, if I’m being HONEST, I was listening, but I was just incredibly shocked by how stupid your idea was.
RABBIT: So you’re being… polite? SQUIRREL: In my way.

Moment to Myself

Apr 24, 2024

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You Want To Eat?

Feb 22, 2024

SQUIRREL: You want to get something to eat?
RABBIT (thinking): I eat before bed. I eat when I wake up. I eat when I'm lonely. I eat with my friends. I eat when I'm bored. I eat when I'm busy.
RABBIT (thinking): I eat to celebrate a win. I eat when I suffer a loss. I eat at literally any time, any place, in any mood.
RABBIT: Yeah... I could eat.

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