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Social anxiety

A topic in 29 comics.

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Can Always Talk to You

May 5, 2026

A lizard smiles lovingly while watering a flower. LIZARD: (thinking) I can always talk to you, little friend...
LIZARD: (thinking) I know you'll always listen, even when no one else will.
FLOWER: (thinking) Yes, well...
FLOWER: (thinking) Me being unable to move or talk back is certainly to your benefit.

Doing Well

Apr 20, 2026

RABBIT: Hey there! You seem to be doing well! LIZARD: Oh... I am NOT.
LIZARD: I am... SEVERELY unwell.
RABBIT: Oh.
RABBIT: Well... great job FAKING it, then! LIZARD: Th- thank you...

Spring Flowers

Mar 23, 2026

FLOWER: (thinking) God, it's so GOT out here. Why did I even come UP?
A bee flies toward the flower. FLOWER: (thinking) It was so nice just being a BULB all winter. Sitting underground. Nice and cool.
The bee lads on the flower. FLOWER: (thinking) Oh God, what is THIS?! Now this bee is LICKING ME?! AUGH! GROSS!!!
FLOWER: (thinking) Oh wait... I'm kind of into it.

Inside Day

Feb 11, 2026

LIZARD: (sigh)
LIZARD (thinking): I think today is an "inside day".
LIZARD (thinking): Which means it's shaping up to be an "inside week".
LIZARD (thinking): And an "inside month" isn't out of the question.

Holidays

Nov 19, 2025

LIZARD (thinking): The holidays are coming... SHUDDER
LIZARD (thinking): Parties... Gatherings... And the dreaded "get-togethers"...
LIZARD (thinking): But I WILL get through it! Because I am TOUGH! Because I am STRONG!! Because I can OVERCOME my fears!
LIZARD (thinking): And because I will often PRETEND to be sick and CANCEL on short notice!

Thought Process

May 14, 2025

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Parties

Mar 27, 2024

LIZARD (thinking): I like to slip into parties unnoticed.
LIZARD (thinking): That way, I can leave without any goodbyes. Which is nice.
LIZARD (thinking): And ideally I stay out of any long conversations while here too.
LIZARD (thinking): In fact, once you remove all the interacting with others, I love socializing.

Errand Day

Jan 9, 2024

A lizard stands in a dark room with unfolded laundry and a stack of papers and mail. LIZARD (thinking): This is errand day!
The lizard folds the laundry.  LIZARD (thinking): First, I do that errands on my list that can be done alone in silence.
The lizard holds the stack of papers and mail and opens a door, letting in the sunlight. LIZARD (thinking): Then, I'm ready for the errands that requires any interaction with another living thing.
The lizard slams the door and throws the papers and mail in the trash. LIZARD (thinking): And thus ends errand day.

Parties

Nov 10, 2023

A squirrel hides in a bush. LIZARD: What are you doing out here? SQUIRREL: I hate parties. I'm hiding from everyone.
LIZARD: Me, too! Hey, you wanna hide from our friends together? SQUIRREL: Sure.
The lizard and squirrel hide while their friends have fun inside.
LIZARD: Happy holidays, buddy. SQUIRREL: No talking.

Good Time at the Party

Aug 11, 2023

RABBIT: Did you have a good time at the party?
LIZARD: I spent every moment paralyzed with fear that something I might say would ruin my current friendships, prevent any new ones, and sentence me to a life of mournful solitude.
A pause.
LIZARD: I did like the spinach dip though. RABBIT: Yes... Yes. Good dip.

No One Likes Me

Feb 3, 2023

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Prepared for Party

Dec 20, 2022

SKINK (thinking): Before a party, I prepare for common questions I might be asked.
SKINK (thinking): I'm ready for almost any social situation.
FOX: How're you doing?
SKINK (thinking): Curveball!

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