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Retail Therapy

Jun 3, 2026

RABBIT: (thinking) Maybe if I buy a lot of stuff, I'll be happy.
Surrounded by boxes and stuffed animals, the rabbit clutches a teddy bear. RABBIT: (thinking) Hmm, no.
The rabbit is now engulfed in a growing pile of toys and boxes. RABBIT: (thinking) Still isn't working.
The pile of purchased items has grown enormous around the rabbit. RABBIT: (thinking) But still... I shouldn't just give up on this.

Passion Fruits

Mar 4, 2026

Two ants are in the fruit section of a grocery store. CUSTOMER: Excuse me, are these passion fruits fresh? EMPLOYEE: Well, not exactly...
CUSTOMER: Good GOD! Don't give me that mealy mouth answer! Im tired of this "C.Y.A." DOUBLE SPEAK!
CUSTOMER: You're not a CORPORATION! I won't hold you LIABLE. Just be a PERSON and tell me: ARE... THESE... PASSION FRUITS... FRESH?!
EMPLOYEE: Those passion fruits are plastic display samples. CUSTOMER: All right! Se then "no"! Was that so HARD?

Expensive

Nov 3, 2023

WESLEY: Why are we even in this store, Vicky? It's too expensive. VICKY: I'm just BROWSING, Wesley.
WESLEY: I just saw a five-inch throw pillow on SALE for $175! We can't afford ANY of this! VICKY: Not TODAY! But one day! ONE DAY!
VICKY: One day, Wesley, I will be so successful that these prices will seem REASONABLE to me! I am PREPARING for that day! I am preparing for my FUTURE success!
VICKY: I am trying to be the change I want to see in the world! One scented candle at a time! WESLEY: Good God, this napkin ring is $72.50!

Cool

Apr 20, 2023

DAMON: Stacy, if they figure out we don't know anything about cars, they'll take advantage of us. STACY: OK!!
DAMON: So when the salesman comes, act like you know cars. Play it COOL. STACY: Got it!!
SALESMAN: Hi there! You guys interested in this car? STACY: Sir, I INVENTED this car!! And I OWN this company!!
STACY: And you're FIRED!! And I want to speak to your BOSS!! Which is ME!! I... am... car! CAR!! SALESMAN: Wait-... what? DAMON: LESS cool, Stacy.

Pick a Color

Dec 13, 2021

HELEN: Well, the room WOULD look great in mint green. ALLAN: Great. Mint green. I truly don't care anymore.
HELEN: But...ugh. Allan, I mean, sweet water blue is SO nice. ALLAN: Fine! Blue! We've been here THREE HOURS, Helen!
HELEN: UGH, but then there's plum, lilac, Byzantium. Allan... are we not giving enough thought to purples in GENERAL?
ALLAN: I... would like a divorce. HELEN: AUGH!! Goldenrod, Allan! My God! What about GOLDENROD!!

How Much Are These Peaches?

Jul 7, 2021

SHOPPER ANT: Hey, how much are these ants? INDIGNANT ANT: Sir! SIR!! You're being very aggressive with me!!
SHOPPER ANT: Aggressive? INDIGNANT ANT: You're VERY close to me, and it's making me VERY uncomfortable.
SHOPPER ANT: OK, sorry, sorry. How's this? INDIGNANT ANT: Better.
SHOPPER ANT: So how much are the peaches? INDIGNANT ANT: Oh, I don't work here.

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