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Pessimism

A topic in 27 comics.

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Spot the Difference

May 22, 2026

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Good Day

May 18, 2026

A squirrel and rabbit sit together on a tree branch. SQUIRREL: Are you having a good day?
RABBIT: Well... yeah. I mean, so FAR, I guess.
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel shoves the rabbit off the branch.
SQUIRREL: You didn't sound credible!

Rain

LIZARD: It wasn't supposed to rain today.
The rain intensifies.
The lizard's umbrella is battered by the downpour.
LIZARD: But that doesn't seem to be phasing it much.

May 3, 2026

Hard to Be My Friend

Apr 17, 2026

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Impossible

Mar 22, 2026

A rabbit stands before a shaky bridge across a great chasm. RABBIT: I don't know. This just seems impossible.
SQUIRREL: Look, sometimes this SEEM impossible, but then you believe in yourself and guess what? RABBIT: What?
SQUIRREL: They are still, in fact, impossible.
SQUIRREL: Sorry, were you looking for encouragement from me there?

The Unknown

Mar 21, 2026

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High Expectations

Feb 25, 2026

SQUIRREL: (thinking) I have high expectations for today.
EGG! The squirrel is hit in the back of the head with an egg.
EGG! EGG! Two more eggs hit the squirrel in the face.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) Surprisingly, this is pretty much in line with what I expected.

Forever

Feb 18, 2026

RABBIT: I promise to be your friend forever.
LIZARD (thinking): Yes, well...
LIZARD (thinking): That's all well and good.
LIZARD (thinking): But what about after THAT?

Clean Slate

Jan 12, 2026

A rabbit and squirrel sit next to each other up high on a tree branch. RABBIT: There's a new year upon us. SQUIRREL: Mmm...
RABBIT: All your sins are forgiven. The slate is wiped clean!
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel sends the rabbit flying off the tree branch.
SQUIRREL: I can't stand a blank page.

Scenic Route

Nov 26, 2025

RABBIT: That scenic route we took the other day was beautiful. SQUIRREL: Yes.
RABBIT: Let's take it again today! SQUIRREL: What?! NO!!
SQUIRREL: You can't take the scenic route every DAY! RABBIT: Why?
SQUIRREL: What good is JOY if we don't RATION it?!

By Your Side

Jul 2, 2025

LIZARD: You got this. And I'll be right by your side... the whole way. RABBIT: You're be helping?
LIZARD: Oh no. No, I'll be cowering, catastrophizing, whimpering, forcing you to carry me on your back.
LIZARD: All the while making negative, discouraging comments that make you feel you don't, in fact, "got this."
RABBIT: Does... does it have to be... RIGHT by my side? LIZARD: The WHOLE way.

The Day is a Failure

Nov 6, 2024

SQUIRREL: Well, that's it.
SQUIRREL: This day is a FAILURE.
RABBIT: You woke up fifteen minutes ago.
SQUIRREL: When you know, you know.

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