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Paranoia

A topic in 4 comics.

Always There

Apr 30, 2025

SQUIRREL: You're always there for me, whenever I'm in trouble.
SQUIRREL: Yes, whenever I'm in trouble, you're always there.
A pause.
SQUIRREL: I'm beginning to question the cause and effect of it all.

Talking About Me

Sep 8, 2023

LIZARD (thinking): I wonder if they're talking about me.
LIZARD (thinking): I bet they are.
LIZARD (thinking): In fact, I assume they ALWAYS are.
LIZARD (thinking): I have low self-esteem but an enormous ego.

Paranoia

Feb 21, 2004

RABBIT: You're too PARANOID, Hot Chocolate. You know?

Inarticulate

Jan 17, 2004

ROONIE: You're sort of inarticulate, aren't you, Hot Chocolate?
HOT CHOCOLATE: On the contrary, Roonie, I'm well-versed in a panoply of topics. My reticence is more the result of a deep-seated fear of rejection that, coupled with an intense penchant for paranoia, renders me into this uncommunicative state.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Y- y- yeah.

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