Comics about not reading the room | Roonie the Rabbit

Tree

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Money

Two ants sit across a desk from one another. ANT 1: Hey, money isn't EVERYTHING. And it can't buy you HAPPINESS. And you certainly can't take it with you!

ANT 1: And, I mean, look: there is some TRUTH that, you know, money truly is the... ROOT of all... EVIL. You know?

Jam, Jelly, and Preserves

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On My Head

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Advice

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The Point of the Argument

SQUIRREL: This argument feels pointless. FOX: Oh, it has a point.

FOX: My complete and total victory is the point.

You Fell Asleep

FLYNN: Hey!

ROONIE: Hmm?
FLYNN: You fell ASLEEP!

ROONIE: So?
FLYNN: I was TALKING.

ROONIE: Those two things are not unrelated.

Comfortable silences

ROONIE: I'm thankful we've come to a point in our friendship where we can just share these comfortable silences.

SOUND: scritch scritch

A pause

FLYNN: These've been COMFORTABLE for you?