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Money

A topic in 3 comics.

Money

May 11, 2026

Two ants sit across a desk from one another. ANT 1: Hey, money isn't EVERYTHING. And it can't buy you HAPPINESS. And you certainly can't take it with you!
ANT 1: And, I mean, look: there is some TRUTH that, you know, money truly is the... ROOT of all... EVIL. You know?
ANT 2: OK...
ANT 2: So I take it you're not approving my mortgage then? ANT 1: I am NOT, no.

Expensive

Nov 3, 2023

WESLEY: Why are we even in this store, Vicky? It's too expensive. VICKY: I'm just BROWSING, Wesley.
WESLEY: I just saw a five-inch throw pillow on SALE for $175! We can't afford ANY of this! VICKY: Not TODAY! But one day! ONE DAY!
VICKY: One day, Wesley, I will be so successful that these prices will seem REASONABLE to me! I am PREPARING for that day! I am preparing for my FUTURE success!
VICKY: I am trying to be the change I want to see in the world! One scented candle at a time! WESLEY: Good God, this napkin ring is $72.50!

The Life of An Artist

Jan 13, 2023

BIRD: Look... I'm an artist. I create something from NOTHING.
BIRD: My work touches souls! Shapes minds! Changes lives! With these hands... I can touch the face of GOD!
BIRD: But sure... for ten bucks... I can... (sigh)... draw you a poodle in a party hat.
RABBIT: FIVE. Bird: Deal.

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