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Laziness

A topic in 16 comics.

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Early Risers

Apr 10, 2026

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Want to Exercise

Jul 23, 2025

A rabbit wears exercise clothes. RABBIT (thinking): I want to EXERCISE.
The rabbit removes their headband. RABBIT (thinking): The problem is, I need better exercise CLOTHES. And these exercise SHOES... They're all wrong, I don't want to HURT myself exercising.
The rabbit has removed their clothes and is taking off their shoes. RABBIT (thinking): The WORST thing I could do is exercise with the wrong exercise clothes and exercise shoes and then hurt myself exercising, so... I won't exercise.
The rabbit lies on the floor next to their exercise clothes and shoes. RABBIT (thinking): But it's too bad because I really WANT to exercise...

Journal

Jan 1, 2025

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Too Much to Do

Oct 23, 2024

RABBIT (thinking): The problem is, I have too much to do today.
RABBIT (thinking): I suppose I could just... procrastinate?
RABBIT (thinking): Problem solved!
RABBIT (thinking): I'm a problem solver, at heart.

One Task

Jun 26, 2024

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Cozy

Jan 16, 2024

RABBIT: I don't think I can come help you. SQUIRREL (on phone): You're calling out sick?
RABBIT: No, that's just it. I feel amazing. I'm so cozy. I don't want to move.
SQUIRREL (on phone): So... you're calling out... COZY?
RABBIT: I'm CALLIN' OUT COZY, baby! SQUIRREL (on phone): I hope you feel... WORSE soon?

Effort

Dec 31, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I've got a lot to do today.
RABBIT (thinking): And it's going to take an enormous effort...
RABBIT (thinking): ...to do nothing instead.
RABBIT (thinking): Luckily, I have a strong anti-work ethic.

Possibilities

Sep 27, 2023

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Hear My Thoughts

Aug 9, 2023

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My Exercise Plan

Aug 4, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): My exercise plan is simple.
RABBIT (thinking): I wake up every morning. And I don't exercise.
The rabbit remains motionless.
RABBIT (thinking): Some might say TOO simple.

Chores

May 12, 2023

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Taking It Easy

Dec 19, 2022

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