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Honesty

A topic in 12 comics.

How Do I Look?

Jun 1, 2026

An ant in an outfit stands before a mirror as another ant looks on. CHRISTOPHER: How do I look in this, Aaron? I won't be mad, just tell me. Do I look AWFUL? Do I look like a hideous BEAST? Like some sad grotesque CREATURE?
CHRISTOPHER: Does this OUTFIT... make me look like... a flea-bitten... mangy... mishapen... MONSTROSITY? Does it?! TELL ME!!!
AARON: (sigh) No... of course not, honey. You look BEAUTIFUL.
CHRISTOPHER: (gasp) You... you HESITATED. I'm calling my mother... AARON: What? I DIDN'T! Christopher! NO! Come BACK here!

You’re Just Saying That

Apr 6, 2026

RABBIT: I liked your song!
BIRD: Aw, you're just saying that...
RABBIT: Well, yes.
RABBIT: But still, that was a nice little moment we had there, wasn't it?

Honesty

Jul 10, 2024

A bird stands before a painting they made. BIRD: What do you think? Be honest. RABBIT: OK, but... it might hurt your feelings.
BIRD: Oh. No no. Nevermind that then.
The bird stares at the painting. The rabbit stares at the bird.
RABBIT: What if I just lie gracefully? BIRD: THAT could work.

Honesty

May 29, 2024

RABBIT: Well…? What do you think? SQUIRREL: I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
RABBIT: At least you’re being honest.
SQUIRREL: No no, if I’m being HONEST, I was listening, but I was just incredibly shocked by how stupid your idea was.
RABBIT: So you’re being… polite? SQUIRREL: In my way.

Honest Advice

Jan 2, 2024

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Evidence

Jul 21, 2023

A skink examines one orange leaf amidst a tree full of green ones. SKINK (thinking): SCIENCE IS PERFECT! It is an unfeeling quest for the truth! I am ready to two out my life's work if new evidence appears!
SKINK (thinking): Though... if I were to just find more data that supported my PAST work... I would look WAY smarter... for WAY less effort...
SKINK: sigh...
The skink crumbles the orange leaf. SKINK (thinking): Science is perfect. Ethics is, however, a poop sandwich.

Out of Shape

Feb 1, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): Am I bit out of shape? SURE.
RABBIT (thinking): But no one really notices except me.
A fox jogs by. FOX: Mornin', fatty!
RABBIT (thinking): And a very vocal minority.

Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

Jan 2, 2023

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!
FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.
FOX: And for some reason, they get ANGRY. Why do they always get ANGRY?
SQUIRREL: It's... one of life's little mysteries. FOX: It really is!

Winter Trees

Dec 18, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): Winter trees have no leaves. Naked. Bare. Exposed.
CARLOS THE TREE: It’s true! Here I am, world! Know my truth! I’ve never liked this tire swing, and I don’t care who knows it! RAFA THE TREE: We ALL know it, Carlos.
CARLOS THE TREE: But did you know that with each swing, the rope digs deeper into my branch, and in doing so, my very soul? RAFA THE TREE: Yes. We do. LUCIA THE TREE: We READ your poetry blog, Carlos.
CARLOS THE TREE: YOU TOLD ME YOU YOU HATED MY BLOG!! LUCIA THE TREE: No. No! I NEVER said that! I simply said it would work better as a STAGED PIECE! RAFA THE TREE: Guys... Let’s not do this again...

Fat

Nov 14, 2022

It's a sunny day. RABBIT: Am I fat? SQUIRREL: Can I be honest?
The rabbit looks at the squirrel. The Sun is lower in the sky.
The rabbit looks at the squirrel. The Sun has set.
It's now nighttime. RABBIT: No. SQUIRREL: No.

Emotions

Sep 7, 2022

SQUIRREL: So I'm trying to be more open with my emotions. I don't often tell you how much I enjoy spending time together.
RABBIT: Aw, I- SQUIRREL: And that's because I do NOT enjoy spending time together.
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel pushes the rabbit off the tree.
SQUIRREL: Let me know how I'm doing with all this emotions stuff!

Love

Aug 17, 2022

RABBIT: I promise to love you forever.
FOX: And I promise to love you while it remains convenient to me.
RABBIT: You don't really mean that. FOX: I do really mean that.
RABBIT (thinking): They don't really mean that. FOX (thinking): My honesty is refreshing.

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