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Health

A topic in 4 comics.

Morning Coffee

May 13, 2026

SQUIRREL: (thinking) I love my morning coffee.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) It's a nice, healthy ROUTINE that CENTERS me and gives STRUCTURE to my day.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) Also, it keeps my debilitating caffeine withdrawal symptoms temporarily at bay.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) But let's stay positive and focus on the whole "structure" thing.

Eating Healthy

May 22, 2024

SQUIRREL: The way you eat... it's not HEALTHY. RABBIT: Let's examine that.
RABBIT: This food makes me happy. Shouldn't I prioritize my mental health?
RABBIT: And if I'm eating healthier food, it's OK to eat more of it, right?
SQUIRREL: How do you keep gaining weight when you're so logical? RABBIT: MMPH, It's a real mystery!

Out of Shape

Feb 1, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): Am I bit out of shape? SURE.
RABBIT (thinking): But no one really notices except me.
A fox jogs by. FOX: Mornin', fatty!
RABBIT (thinking): And a very vocal minority.

Honestly

Jan 19, 2022

CHRIS: And he goes for the "candy bar" again. HONESTLY, Jacob... What do they got that I haven't got? JACOB: HONESTLY, Chris?
JACOB: I mean... They have crispy delicious cookies delicately topped with ribbons of tender caramel, all wrapped up in a this layer of exquisite chocolate.
CHRIS: Oh SURE, if THAT'S what you're looking for...
CHRIS: But doesn't anyone value POTASSIUM anymore?! STEPHEN: Hear hear! JACOB: Shut up, Stephen.

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