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Gifts

A topic in 4 comics.

Journal

Jan 1, 2025

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My Gift to You

Dec 25, 2024

A fox hands a squirrel a present. FOX: I put weeks of thought into my gift to you. I feel this specific gift sums up the unique relationships you and I have.
The squirrel opens the present.
Disembodied PUNCH! A hand coming out of the opened present punches the squirrel squarely in the face, knocking them down.
The squirrel, lying hurt on the ground, hands an envelope to the fox. SQUIRREL: I... got you a gift card. FOX: AW! You shouldn't' have!!

Winter Solstice

Dec 22, 2023

The rabbit hands the squirrel a present. SQUIRREL: You know, people have had Winter solstice celebrations for thousands of years, but gift giving is a more recent tradition.
SQUIRREL: The Norse, for example, rather than giving gifts, would hold great bonfires meant to entice the Sun to return.
SQUIRREL: Really interesting stuff. REALLY interesting...
RABBIT: So you didn't get me anything. SQUIRREL: I did not.

Birthday

Jun 26, 2023

RABBIT: For your birthday, I got you a caterpillar that will one day become a beautiful butterfly!
SQUIRREL: This is a WORM. RABBIT: Hmm.
RABBIT: Well, you know, then... Don't hold your breath on the butterfly thing.
RABBIT: Now, where's that CAKE?! SQUIRREL: This is a DEAD worm.

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