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Gardening

A topic in 4 comics.

Can Always Talk to You

May 5, 2026

A lizard smiles lovingly while watering a flower. LIZARD: (thinking) I can always talk to you, little friend...
LIZARD: (thinking) I know you'll always listen, even when no one else will.
FLOWER: (thinking) Yes, well...
FLOWER: (thinking) Me being unable to move or talk back is certainly to your benefit.

Gardener

Apr 22, 2026

A squirrel plants a flower in a weedy patch of grass. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I am a gardener.
The squirrel plants a flower. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I create life where I want life to exist.
The squirrel pulls out a weed. SQUIRREL: (thinking) And I snuff it out where I deem it unworthy.
The squirrel wiggles their fingers in their large free gardening gloves. SQUIRREL: (thinking) Also, I like these cool, green gloves.

Taking Care of Plants

Nov 20, 2023

RABBIT: I am terrible at taking care of plants. Does that reflect badly on me?
SQUIRREL: It means you're responsible and it means that no one can depend on you.
RABBIT: Oh.
RABBIT: Well, we all knew THAT anyway! SQUIRREL: True.

Gardening

Aug 5, 2022

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