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Friendship

A topic in 81 comics.

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Mad

Feb 6, 2023

SQUIRREL: Look out! I'm MAD!!
RABBIT: Me too!! SQUIRREL: What are you mad at?!
RABBIT: Oh nothing, I just figured you needed someone to be mad with you. SQUIRREL: I appreciate that. Thank you. That will really help me.
RABBIT AND SQUIRREL IN UNISON: Look out! We're MAD!!

Don’t Make Friends with Snowmen

Jan 20, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I don't make friends with snowmen.
The snowman moves slightly toward the rabbit, whose back is turned. RABBIT (thinking): Because they melt. And they leave me. Sad and alone.
The snowman is now right behind the rabbit. RABBIT (thinking): I protect myself. I keep my distance. I play it cool.
The snowman warmly hugs the rabbit. UNPROVOKED CUDDLE! RABBIT (thinking, with love in his heart): Dang it.

Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

Jan 2, 2023

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!
FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.
FOX: And for some reason, they get ANGRY. Why do they always get ANGRY?
SQUIRREL: It's... one of life's little mysteries. FOX: It really is!

Sandwiches

Nov 26, 2022

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Conversation

Nov 21, 2022

SKINK: Do you think we'll ever run out of things to talk about? RABBIT: No.
RABBIT: Because then we'll just talk about how we have nothing left to talk about.
SKINK: Won't that get repetitive? RABBIT: Maybe.
RABBIT: But then we can talk about that.

Best Friend

Nov 20, 2022

Two ants talk in a coffee shop, as a third ant enters and approaches the counter. JIM: Oh! See that guy who just came in? He's one of my best friends. CAL: How long have you known him?
JIM: Years now. We have similar schedules. Similar styles. We like very similar music. We order the same food. It's nice to have someone you're so in sync with.
JIM: Anyway, I should probably introduce myself at some point. CAL: Oh. So...
JIM: I bet his name is Paul... His name SHOULD be Paul. CAL: Well... you know him best.

Urgent

Nov 16, 2022

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Fat

Nov 14, 2022

It's a sunny day. RABBIT: Am I fat? SQUIRREL: Can I be honest?
The rabbit looks at the squirrel. The Sun is lower in the sky.
The rabbit looks at the squirrel. The Sun has set.
It's now nighttime. RABBIT: No. SQUIRREL: No.

One of a Kind

Oct 12, 2022

FOX (thinking): I am SPECIAL. I am UNIQUE.
FOX (thinking): I am ONE of a KIND.
The fox dives into a large body of water.
The fox sits alone in the water with no one else around for miles. FOX (thinking): I just wish I had someone else to be one-of-a-kind WITH.

Sick

Sep 19, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): I'm sick.
SQUIRREL (thinking): I've been stuck inside for days, and I miss seeing my friends.
SQUIRREL: sigh.
SQUIRREL (thinking): Even the ones I don't like.

Emotions

Sep 7, 2022

SQUIRREL: So I'm trying to be more open with my emotions. I don't often tell you how much I enjoy spending time together.
RABBIT: Aw, I- SQUIRREL: And that's because I do NOT enjoy spending time together.
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel pushes the rabbit off the tree.
SQUIRREL: Let me know how I'm doing with all this emotions stuff!

Waves of Anxiety

Sep 5, 2022

A wave splashes a skink on a beach. THE OCEAN: You don't make eye contact enough!
The waves splash all around the skink. THE OCEAN: In fact, your friends probably think you hate them because of it!
The ocean recedes. THE OCEAN: No, that seems unlikely. They understand you... they're your FRIENDS. SKINK: Phew...
A huge wave now looms over the skink. THE OCEAN: Then again!!

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