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Food

A topic in 46 comics.

Eat to live, or live to eat? This is a rhetorical question.

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Jam, Jelly, and Preserves

May 1, 2026

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Enjoying Each Bite

A rabbit sits at a table with a full meal in front of them. RABBIT: (thinking) I enjoy each meal, from the first bite to the last.
A rabbit takes the first bite.
UNFATHOMABLE GORGE! The rabbit devours the entire table of food in a flurry of hands and forks and crumbs.
The table is decimated. The rabbits takes the final bite of food. RABBIT: (thinking) Though a couple of them in the middle are a bit of a blur.

Mar 26, 2026

Eating Better

Jan 14, 2026

A rabbit eats a pizza. RABBIT: I'm going to start eating better.
SQUIRREL: You just inhaled three full cheese pizzas, and are halfway through a fourth.
RABBIT: Well, I mean...
RABBIT: I haven't sorted out all the particulars.

Tough Time of Year

Dec 31, 2025

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Ready

Oct 29, 2025

RABBIT: Dinner's ready!
RABBIT: Well, it WAS.
RABBIT: I ate it all already.
RABBIT: It wasn't that great, if that's any consolation.

Snack

Sep 24, 2025

RABBIT: MMPH! A good snack... It can change your whole outlook.
SQUIRREL: What about a bad snack?
The rabbit pauses.
RABBIT: I don't believe such a thing exists.

Anything Else

Aug 6, 2025

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Breakfast

Aug 7, 2024

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Eating Healthy

May 22, 2024

SQUIRREL: The way you eat... it's not HEALTHY. RABBIT: Let's examine that.
RABBIT: This food makes me happy. Shouldn't I prioritize my mental health?
RABBIT: And if I'm eating healthier food, it's OK to eat more of it, right?
SQUIRREL: How do you keep gaining weight when you're so logical? RABBIT: MMPH, It's a real mystery!

You Want To Eat?

Feb 22, 2024

SQUIRREL: You want to get something to eat?
RABBIT (thinking): I eat before bed. I eat when I wake up. I eat when I'm lonely. I eat with my friends. I eat when I'm bored. I eat when I'm busy.
RABBIT (thinking): I eat to celebrate a win. I eat when I suffer a loss. I eat at literally any time, any place, in any mood.
RABBIT: Yeah... I could eat.

Done

Jan 10, 2024

A rabbit climbs a table toward an unfinished cake. SQUIRREL: Wait, not yet!
GORGE! The rabbit eats the entire cake in seconds.
The rabbit drinks the leftover frosting from the container. SQUIRREL: (sigh) The cake wasn't done.
The rabbit has cake and frosting all over. RABBIT: I beg to differ.

Coffee

Jan 3, 2024

RABBIT: Why do you drink coffee? SQUIRREL: Years ago, it was because I enjoyed it.
SQUIRREL: Now? It’s just a bad habit that hurts my sleep and makes me stressed and angry.
A squirrel angrily sips coffee.
RABBIT: Maybe you should qui- SQUIRREL: Maybe you should shut you stupid mouth.

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