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Expectations

A topic in 6 comics.

Rain

LIZARD: It wasn't supposed to rain today.
The rain intensifies.
The lizard's umbrella is battered by the downpour.
LIZARD: But that doesn't seem to be phasing it much.

May 3, 2026

High Expectations

Feb 25, 2026

SQUIRREL: (thinking) I have high expectations for today.
EGG! The squirrel is hit in the back of the head with an egg.
EGG! EGG! Two more eggs hit the squirrel in the face.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) Surprisingly, this is pretty much in line with what I expected.

Missed You

Jun 25, 2025

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Late

Nov 6, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I'm late.
RABBIT (thinking): But... they'll understand.
RABBIT (thinking): Or at least... They won't be SURPRISED. And that's SOMETHING.
RABBIT (thinking): All the years I've spent disappointing my friends is finally paying off.

Facing Reality

Oct 2, 2023

SQUIRREL (in verse): Fall trees shed their leaves, And they face reality, Brave and unburdened.
ANN THE TREE: (sigh) Kevin, I'm 45 years old. It's time to get real. I will NEVER be a child prodigy.
KEVIN THE TREE: A prodigy at what, Ann? ANN THE TREE: I don't know. I never had talent or committed or practiced or actually focused on anything.
KEVIN THE TREE: Well, you know... it's all politics. ANN THE TREE: Yes! Yes it is. THANK you, Kevin! THANK you!

I Expect Better

Dec 22, 2021

FLYNN: I expect better from you.
ROONIE: Well, look, I'm going to work really hard...
ROONIE: And I hope that, one day, with a lot of effort...
ROONIE: I can lower your expectations.

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