Comics about exercise | Roonie the Rabbit

Want to Exercise

A rabbit wears exercise clothes. RABBIT (thinking): I want to EXERCISE.

The rabbit removes their headband. RABBIT (thinking): The problem is, I need better exercise CLOTHES. And these exercise SHOES... They're all wrong, I don't want to HURT myself exercising.

My Exercise Plan

RABBIT (thinking): My exercise plan is simple.

RABBIT (thinking): I wake up every morning. And I don't exercise.

Out of Shape

RABBIT (thinking): Am I bit out of shape? SURE.

RABBIT (thinking): But no one really notices except me.

Race

FOX: Want to go for a run? RABBIT: Sure!

FOX: Great! LET’S GO!

Does Walking Count?

ROONIE: I need more exercise. Does walking count? Ooo, does EATING count?! What if I eat very FAST? Or if I eat HEAVY things? So I have to LIFT them!!

FLYNN: Or you could actually just STOP EATING for five minutes.

A pause.

ROONIE: You should really be more supportive of my exercise habit.

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