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Eating

A topic in 14 comics.

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Can We Really Even Be Sure?

Aug 14, 2023

RABBIT: Can we really even be sure I'm real? Maybe I'm not! Maybe this whole world is just your IMAGINATION!
SQUIRREL: Yeah, well... MAYBE. But did you eat all the other cookies or NOT?
The rabbit speaks with his mouth full of cookies. RABBIT: That's what I'm saying! (mmph) Maybe I did... Maybe you just IMAGINED I did (mmph) There's just no way to truly know!
RABBIT: Ooo, imagine the next batch with walnuts! SQUIRREL: I am imagining punching you in your stupid face.

Hear My Thoughts

Aug 9, 2023

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Today

Feb 17, 2023

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Sharing

Feb 8, 2023

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?
FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.
The fox hands their cake to the rabbit.
FOX (thinking): Nice feels an awful lot like hungry.

Good Sandwich

Jan 15, 2023

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Rule

Jul 6, 2022

RABBIT: The rule is, I'm not supposed to eat in between meals anymore EVER.
The rabbit eats more jelly.
RABBIT: But that could be misinterpreted...

Cancel Dinner

Jun 24, 2022

SQUIRREL: Why'd you cancel dinner? Did you eat all the food? RABBIT: I ate PART of the food.
SQUIRREL: What part? RABBIT: Your part.
RABBIT: And my part.
RABBIT: I ate all the food.

Over-ordering

Apr 17, 2022

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Intermittent Fasting

Mar 30, 2022

ROONIE: I'm doing "intermittent fasting".
ROONIE: It basically means that I try to stop eating every waking moment of the day.
A pause.
ROONIE: It's not going well.

Does Walking Count?

Mar 25, 2022

ROONIE: I need more exercise. Does walking count? Ooo, does EATING count?! What if I eat very FAST? Or if I eat HEAVY things? So I have to LIFT them!!
FLYNN: Or you could actually just STOP EATING for five minutes.
A pause.
ROONIE: You should really be more supportive of my exercise habit.

Exercise More

Mar 20, 2022

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All Figured Out

Mar 14, 2022

ROONIE: Sometimes I think I've got like all figured out.
ROONIE: And then...
ROONIE: I miss my stupid mouth while drinking stupid tea.
ROONIE: And I'm back to square one.

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