Comics about eating | Roonie the Rabbit

Enjoying Each Bite

A rabbit sits at a table with a full meal in front of them. RABBIT: (thinking) I enjoy each meal, from the first bite to the last.

A rabbit takes the first bite.

Snack

RABBIT: MMPH! A good snack... It can change your whole outlook.

SQUIRREL: What about a bad snack?

Anything Else

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Better

RABBIT: I'm going to try to eat better today.

SQUIRREL: Well, you could hardly eat worse.

Breakfast

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Eating Healthy

SQUIRREL: The way you eat... it's not HEALTHY. RABBIT: Let's examine that.

RABBIT: This food makes me happy. Shouldn't I prioritize my mental health?

You Want To Eat?

SQUIRREL: You want to get something to eat?

RABBIT (thinking): I eat before bed. I eat when I wake up. I eat when I'm lonely. I eat with my friends. I eat when I'm bored. I eat when I'm busy.

Done

A rabbit climbs a table toward an unfinished cake. SQUIRREL: Wait, not yet!

GORGE! The rabbit eats the entire cake in seconds.

Setting a Baseline

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Soothing

LIZARD: How do you soothe yourself when you're nervous? RABBIT: I'm never nervous, so I dunno! I guess I would eat?

LIZARD: But you're ALWAYS eating. So... maybe... DEEP-DOWN... you're ALWAYS nervous. So you constantly soothe yourself to avoid your constant anxiety.

Can We Really Even Be Sure?

RABBIT: Can we really even be sure I'm real? Maybe I'm not! Maybe this whole world is just your IMAGINATION!

SQUIRREL: Yeah, well... MAYBE. But did you eat all the other cookies or NOT?

Hear My Thoughts

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