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Cooking

A topic in 5 comics.

Ready

Oct 29, 2025

RABBIT: Dinner's ready!
RABBIT: Well, it WAS.
RABBIT: I ate it all already.
RABBIT: It wasn't that great, if that's any consolation.

Rude

Sep 11, 2024

FOX: I don't want to be rude, but this meal you made is terrible.
SQUIRREL: Oh, I don't want to be rude either.
THWACK! The squirrel smacks the fox across the face with a spatula.
SQUIRREL: But we don't always get what we want, do we?

Stuffing

Dec 23, 2023

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Rules for Cooking

Oct 4, 2021

RABBIT (thinking): I have two simple rules for cooking.
RABBIT (thinking): Use fresh, delicious ingredients.
The rabbit eats everything in the kitchen.
RABBIT (thinking): And cook faster than you eat.

A Real Chef

Jul 26, 2021

FLYNN: A real chef doesn't eat all the ingredients before they even start.
ROONIE: This "real chef" you speak of...
ROONIE: They sound so SAD...

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