Comics about competition | Page 2 | Roonie the Rabbit

Winning

A rabbit and skink play basketball. FOX: So, who's winning? RABBIT: No one. We're... not competing.

FOX (thinking): Hmm.

Do Well at Everything

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Quicker

RABBIT (thinking): These ants are building their hills way quicker than these other ants.

The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.

Want to Win

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You Win Some, You Lose Some

SQUIRREL: Well... you win some, you lose some, as they say. FOX: Yes.

FOX: Do they say when exactly you'll be winning some? Because it's been awhile.

SHMACK! The squirrel smacks the fox.

FOX: ((I wonder what they say about unprovoked smacking.))

Rules of the Game

PITTMAN: Here are the rules of this game...

PITTMAN: I go first. Then you draw the first card. Then I win.

PITTMAN: Well... The last one isn't a RULE.

PITTMAN: But it's a real likelihood, and I want you to be ready for it.

The Best at Everything

FOX (thinking): My goal is to be the best at everything, and be idolized by millions.

FOX (thinking, as they flick a walnut): I think I'm pretty much there.

The fox's walnut lands perfectly atop a pile of other walnuts.

We see there is no one around for miles. FOX (thinking): I just need to get the word out more.

Against the Rules

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Disputing

PITTMAN: I'm the BEST at doing this.

FLYNN: Yes, fine. No one is disputing that.

PITTMAN: (sigh) I know...

PITTMAN: I wish they WOULD...

Dinner

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner together?
PITTMAN: To see who can eat more?

ROONIE: No... to just... have dinner.
PITTMAN: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?

ROONIE: No! (sigh) Never mind...
PITTMAN: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!

PITTMAN: I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...

I Won

FOX: I won! Beat you AGAIN!

SQUIRREL: We were not RACING. Not everything is a COMPETITION.

Happy Now?

FLYNN: Fine. You WIN. Happy now?

PITTMAN: Oh, YES! Yes, yes… Incredibly so.

PITTMAN: Wait wait, should I not be?