Comics about antisocial | Roonie the Rabbit

Pleasant

A rabbit and squirrel sit together on a tree branch. RABBIT: So, have you decided if you'll be PLEASANT with me today?

SQUIRREL: Well, yes, I've given it a lot of thought.

I Love You and All

SQUIRREL: Look, I love you and all, but it genuinely DRAINS me when I'm around you. Being near you... hurts my SOUL.

SQUIRREL: I'm just much happier alone. Without YOU. So I just need you to be around... LESS. Like... a LOT less, OK? Like not at ALL.

The Holidays

SETH: Are you traveling for the holidays? JOHNNY: NO. I never get caught up with all the LEMMINGS stuck in traffic.

SETH: So you're going somewhere local? JOHNNY: WHAT? And fight the IDIOTS doing their shopping? No no no, I'm staying put!

Parties

LIZARD (thinking): I like to slip into parties unnoticed.

LIZARD (thinking): That way, I can leave without any goodbyes. Which is nice.

Reading to Escape

RABBIT: Why do you read? SQUIRREL: I read to escape.

RABBIT: What are you escaping? SQUIRREL: You.

Parties

A squirrel hides in a bush. LIZARD: What are you doing out here? SQUIRREL: I hate parties. I'm hiding from everyone.

LIZARD: Me, too! Hey, you wanna hide from our friends together? SQUIRREL: Sure.

Maybe

SQUIRREL (thinking): Maybe... They're not coming.

SQUIRREL (thinking): Maybe my plans are canceled! Maybe my whole day is free! Free to do whatever I like! Free to live my life! Free to- RABBIT: Hi!

Done It All

SKINK (thinking): You know, I look at my like and I think, "I've done it all."

SKINK (thinking): Sure... I barely leave my home.

Party

SQUIRREL (thinking): I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.

SQUIRREL (thinking): LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!

SQUIRREL (thinking, as everyone exits their house): PERFECT! Easier than I thought...

SQUIRREL (thinking): It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

Tentatively

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner tonight?
FLYNN: TENTATIVELY... let's say yes.

FLYNN: But it's very tentative.
FLYNN: Because I don't really want to.

FLYNN: So... let's actually just say NO.

FLYNN: Tentatively.

They’ll Never Know

SKINK (thinking): (sigh)

SKINK (thinking): They'll never know how much I love them.

Hard to Make Friends

SKINK (thinking): It's hard for me to make friends.

SKINK (thinking): Maybe I should... talk to anyone ever.