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The flowers

A character in 7 comics.

Can Always Talk to You

May 5, 2026

A lizard smiles lovingly while watering a flower. LIZARD: (thinking) I can always talk to you, little friend...
LIZARD: (thinking) I know you'll always listen, even when no one else will.
FLOWER: (thinking) Yes, well...
FLOWER: (thinking) Me being unable to move or talk back is certainly to your benefit.

Gardener

Apr 22, 2026

A squirrel plants a flower in a weedy patch of grass. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I am a gardener.
The squirrel plants a flower. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I create life where I want life to exist.
The squirrel pulls out a weed. SQUIRREL: (thinking) And I snuff it out where I deem it unworthy.
The squirrel wiggles their fingers in their large free gardening gloves. SQUIRREL: (thinking) Also, I like these cool, green gloves.

Spring Flowers

Mar 23, 2026

FLOWER: (thinking) God, it's so GOT out here. Why did I even come UP?
A bee flies toward the flower. FLOWER: (thinking) It was so nice just being a BULB all winter. Sitting underground. Nice and cool.
The bee lads on the flower. FLOWER: (thinking) Oh God, what is THIS?! Now this bee is LICKING ME?! AUGH! GROSS!!!
FLOWER: (thinking) Oh wait... I'm kind of into it.

Feelings and Opinions

Aug 20, 2025

A rabbit and squirrel look at two flowers. RABBIT: Do you think flowers have feelings? SQUIRREL: Not really, no.
CYRIL THE FLOWER: WRONG. We DO have feelings... JERK...
MADELYNE THE FLOWER: And... some of have some PRETTY smart political opinions, as well!
CYRIL: (sigh) Again with the LAND VALUE TAX! It's unenforceable, Madelyne! MADELYNE: Henry George was a PROPET, Cyril! Tax the FIRST, not the labor!!

Flirting

Sep 15, 2023

A bee buzzes from one flower to another.
KARLI THE BEE: (sigh) Hey Lisa... Ethan, wants to know if you're interested in, um, maybe hanging out later? LISA THE FLOWER: Tee hee, SURE.
The bee buzzes back over to the other flower. LISA THE FLOWER: Tee hee hee...
KARLI THE BEE: She said yes, Ethan, but seriously, can you guys PLEASE find a way to do this without me? ETHAN THE FLOWER: NO! Karli, I NEED you! PLEASE! Go back and see if 7:30 is ok!!

Flowery Language

Mar 27, 2022

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The One Who Planted Me

Aug 13, 2021

FLOWER: Hey! It's the one who PLANTED me! I never got to say thanks!
FLOWER: Thank you! Thanks! I APPRECIATE you! You gave me life! You CREATED me! You-
FLOWER: AUGH!! OW! pluck
FLOWER: Well... This certainly took a grim turn.

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